1 00:00:20,905 --> 00:00:26,329 My Wife Goes Back to School 2 00:01:43,308 --> 00:01:47,525 ...The facade was rebuilt in 1560 during Cardinal Giovanni Gambara. 3 00:01:47,563 --> 00:01:49,676 After WW2 was destroyed and than... 4 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:53,621 ...has been completely restored and returned to its original splendor. 5 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:56,842 Note the presence of large forms leading to the entrance... 6 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:01,106 Beauty ornaments that adorn facade's... 7 00:02:01,278 --> 00:02:04,267 ...lines and sobriety... 8 00:02:08,825 --> 00:02:12,223 I was saying... that sobriety structural lines of the building... 9 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:17,712 ...result alternation of goals and fullness... 10 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:20,699 And that is the dominant feature... 11 00:02:20,778 --> 00:02:24,312 Let's get to this element built in Gothic style in the mid-thirty's... 12 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:27,643 Magnificent opera structured in four stages of two kinds elegant... 13 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,481 ...surrounded by an octagonal pyramid... 14 00:02:37,527 --> 00:02:40,645 Purse! 15 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,649 - What should I do? - I do not know? Grab it! 16 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:53,122 ...which its bells were calling people to harvest... 17 00:02:53,165 --> 00:02:55,814 ...and bringing entertaining moments for the whole community... 18 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,264 ...of joy and the dramatic... 19 00:02:59,323 --> 00:03:01,637 Bell was a symbol of the village... 20 00:03:01,679 --> 00:03:03,501 Symbol and the ceremony, but the threat... 21 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:06,855 Involvement by the power of the Turkish community... 22 00:03:07,064 --> 00:03:10,149 In 1494, Charles VIII ordered... 23 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:14,094 ...trumpets to sound his army... 24 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:18,317 I want to buy this as a souvenir... How much is it? 25 00:03:19,924 --> 00:03:22,997 Go back to your place! 26 00:03:23,006 --> 00:03:26,764 Like I said... Charles VIII said with arrogance: 27 00:03:26,853 --> 00:03:28,802 We will call the trumpets... 28 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:31,736 And Piero Capponi, with all his pride answered... 29 00:03:36,831 --> 00:03:40,038 - Good! - You are so rude, Aristide! 30 00:03:41,119 --> 00:03:44,895 What did I do? I said that spaghetti and sauce are good... 31 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:47,190 - Who was Pier Capponi? - Who was what? 32 00:03:47,254 --> 00:03:50,323 - Who was that? - He was... 33 00:03:50,324 --> 00:03:54,413 A guy who created hens without eggs... 34 00:03:54,509 --> 00:03:57,093 - See, you're ignorant! - Me? 35 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,404 Yes, you... You do not even know who he was Pier Capponi! 36 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:03,651 I know... We have a record with him... 37 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:07,891 The one who sings like chicken with no balls... 38 00:04:08,070 --> 00:04:10,577 Good one... 39 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,323 What's for the main course? 40 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,966 Now what? Should I eat it? 41 00:04:15,977 --> 00:04:19,037 - That's not food, it's to read! - Why should I read it? 42 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:22,842 - So you do not feel ignorant? - Am I missing something? 43 00:04:22,936 --> 00:04:25,035 I have you, Cartier watch... 44 00:04:25,066 --> 00:04:28,552 In Balearean Islands we spend vacations on the yacht... 45 00:04:28,552 --> 00:04:32,103 ... I make tons of money... - But not with your brain! 46 00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:34,792 With prosciutto, salami, mozzarella... 47 00:04:34,829 --> 00:04:39,752 ...and wheat... Yes, ma'am! With wheat grain... 48 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:43,364 And you liked it? 49 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:46,709 Don't you have the need to educate yourself, to buy books? 50 00:04:46,756 --> 00:04:50,551 - Books? I already have one! - History of cheese. 51 00:04:51,085 --> 00:04:53,058 Ignorant! 52 00:04:53,156 --> 00:04:56,223 Come on honey... 53 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:59,400 No offense to that Ciccioni Pier... Pier Chiaponi... 54 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:02,191 - What was he called? - Pier Capponi! 55 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:05,550 - Yes, we have his vinyl record. - He's not a singer, he's a patriot! 56 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:09,997 A patriot- singer? If you say so... 57 00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:13,629 In any case... Long live Pier Capponi! 58 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:17,313 And long live my beautiful Valentina! 59 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:20,972 I love them both! How is my mozzarelita? 60 00:05:21,561 --> 00:05:24,732 Mozzarelina not to be touched! I'm serious. 61 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:28,127 And I'm serious! I'm always serious when... 62 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:31,361 Please Aristide! Don't behave like an idiot that you're! 63 00:05:32,705 --> 00:05:37,658 You look happy with your ignorance . But I want to have a "cul-tu-re"! 64 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:40,901 If it's just for that... Couldn't you tell me right away? 65 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:45,345 - You don't mind? - You can have all the culture you want... 66 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:49,481 Frankly, I'd like to go back to school to learn... 67 00:05:49,541 --> 00:05:52,067 Where do you want to go... ? 68 00:05:52,589 --> 00:05:55,928 We are rich, we are doing well... 69 00:05:56,511 --> 00:05:59,834 You stay home, you wait for your husband... 70 00:06:00,806 --> 00:06:04,419 ...coming home, to see his mozarellina... 71 00:06:04,436 --> 00:06:07,507 ...and carefully grabs it and quickly becomes... 72 00:06:08,558 --> 00:06:11,681 Do not move! Do not move! 73 00:06:11,729 --> 00:06:14,745 - Be aware that I have a beast... - Where? 74 00:06:14,803 --> 00:06:19,153 A beast with two big... Here's my best... what a beast.... 75 00:06:20,651 --> 00:06:23,662 Where you going, Valentina? 76 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,595 It's all the fault of that Pier Capponi... 77 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:32,266 If I catch this Pier Capponi, I'll rip his balls off... 78 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,665 - Prof. Pier Capponi! - Yes, Mrs. Principal! 79 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:38,151 Prof. Pier Capponi! You're too peculiar! 80 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,810 - Do you understand? - What do you mean? 81 00:06:40,894 --> 00:06:44,504 Yes. You don't understand that in this school... 82 00:06:44,547 --> 00:06:47,368 ...we rise branches of culture... 83 00:06:48,099 --> 00:06:50,213 ...among best prospects of society. 84 00:06:50,862 --> 00:06:53,438 But here are the outcasts from all the schools in Italy. 85 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,393 You see? You do not understand anything. 86 00:06:56,427 --> 00:06:59,090 That's why you so peculiar. 87 00:06:59,905 --> 00:07:03,179 - Anyway... - Anyway. 88 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:10,120 Increased costs forced us to reduce the number of teachers... 89 00:07:10,481 --> 00:07:15,742 And you, Professor Pier Capponi... You are the one who risk more... 90 00:07:15,821 --> 00:07:19,386 - Or maybe... - Or maybe? 91 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:22,134 I am a single woman... 92 00:07:22,197 --> 00:07:24,977 I'm tired of doing all by myself in this college... 93 00:07:24,982 --> 00:07:28,897 and I'm tired of being alone... 94 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:34,033 I'm seeking for a man who could share with me the role of managing the school... 95 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:39,705 Pity that at the end you will be laid off... 96 00:07:41,493 --> 00:07:44,980 - Or maybe... - Or maybe? 97 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:48,488 Pier Capponi, you're a moron! 98 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,999 - There's one waiting outside... - One what? 99 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:55,022 - One lady worth... a thousand...! - Let her in? 100 00:07:55,047 --> 00:07:58,083 Yes, I let her in. Come in! 101 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,736 - Hello! - Can I help me? 102 00:08:01,802 --> 00:08:04,800 - Are you the Principal? - No, he's an idiot! 103 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:07,814 I am the Principal! You can leave, Pier Capponi! 104 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,972 - Are you Pier Capponi? - Modestly... 105 00:08:11,016 --> 00:08:14,097 Pier Capponi, I told you to leave! 106 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:17,657 Seat down! 107 00:08:23,863 --> 00:08:26,117 - It was closed. - I saw it! 108 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,746 Not. You felt it. 109 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:34,860 I'm telling you for the last time, Gustavo! You shouldn't take advantage of this. Clear? 110 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:36,985 Why? 111 00:08:37,044 --> 00:08:39,891 You're an administrator only because you're my brother-in-law. 112 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:43,698 "Each carry your own cross, mine is you"! 113 00:08:44,221 --> 00:08:47,015 If it wasn't for my wife, she had the misfortune to be your sister... 114 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:50,696 "You would live like a famous Santippe..." 115 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:54,109 - What? - "I gave you my whole life on hand..." 116 00:08:55,895 --> 00:08:58,057 - Married? - Yes. 117 00:08:58,255 --> 00:09:01,063 - Offsprings? - What? 118 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:04,752 - I said: offsprings! - I do not know, sometimes... 119 00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:08,068 How, sometimes? Do you have children? 120 00:09:08,116 --> 00:09:10,547 Children... No, no... 121 00:09:10,563 --> 00:09:14,556 300,000 liras is a monthly fee. Visitations on Sunday's afternoon, only. 122 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:18,849 Within three months you can get a general education diploma. 123 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:22,905 - A diploma? - Yes. 124 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,202 What? What's that? 125 00:10:14,718 --> 00:10:17,183 I got you! 126 00:10:18,232 --> 00:10:20,879 - As usual! - I got hit in the head... 127 00:10:20,879 --> 00:10:23,813 - Rude, vulgar and uneducated! - Stop with that "uneducated"! 128 00:10:24,017 --> 00:10:26,838 Better tell me where have you been untill this hour!? 129 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:30,994 I enrolled into private college, classes start tomorrow. 130 00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:36,472 What's an intelligent face expression, Aristide! 131 00:10:38,052 --> 00:10:41,806 Aren't you proud of your wife? 132 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:45,610 I start college tomorrow and you don't tell me anything? 133 00:10:46,238 --> 00:10:50,672 Please... don't be like that. Aren't you proud of your treasure? 134 00:10:51,502 --> 00:10:54,655 - Say something! - I... 135 00:10:55,191 --> 00:10:56,173 I want... 135 00:10:57,191 --> 00:11:00,173 No, darling! Your treasure must study. 136 00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:03,876 I can't waste my energy. See you in three months. 137 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,249 - Three months? So this is the last night... - Yes. 138 00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:11,000 Last night and you don't want to... I am your husband... you can't do this to me... 139 00:11:11,019 --> 00:11:14,669 I'm your husband... 140 00:11:15,736 --> 00:11:19,408 I'm desperate... Last night and I can not... 141 00:11:19,521 --> 00:11:23,671 Stop, Aristide! Let's make a deal... 142 00:11:23,836 --> 00:11:26,168 Here is a proposition. 143 00:11:26,254 --> 00:11:30,063 You give me something and I... 144 00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:33,279 ...I'll give you something. 145 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,293 This time, I got you... 146 00:11:40,687 --> 00:11:43,904 I caught something! 147 00:11:51,997 --> 00:11:55,406 - My balls... - You've got what you deserve. 148 00:11:56,239 --> 00:11:59,155 "August 15th, it rains". Continue, please. 149 00:12:07,675 --> 00:12:11,391 - I want to see what you write? - Leave me alone. 151 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,942 - Where are you going? - Throw it to the basket. 152 00:12:49,973 --> 00:12:51,931 - To the basket. - Yes. 153 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,477 You can't come up with any ideas? 154 00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:07,957 If it rains on August 15th and you don't know what to do... 155 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,190 You're single! 156 00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:13,875 I'm watching you, Bernardi! I kick you out... 157 00:13:14,615 --> 00:13:17,237 You'll see Bernardi... 158 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,407 One, two, three... 159 00:13:43,746 --> 00:13:46,026 Where're you going, Professor? 160 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:48,843 - Where? - To the bathroom! 161 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:53,385 - Who is going to look after your class? - It's urgent... 162 00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:57,990 I need to talk to you about the scheduling fot the next semester. 163 00:13:58,019 --> 00:14:01,005 What's going on with you? 164 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,781 - Something wrong? - Stop, please! Bathroom! 165 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,212 Why I can't have a moment with you? 166 00:14:10,294 --> 00:14:13,832 Let me go! I have to go! 167 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,213 Professor... 168 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:26,858 - It's me. - Are you really Pier Capponi? 169 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,287 Modestly... 170 00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:32,951 I'm so excited, Professor! I am a great admirer of you. 171 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:38,057 Who knows how much you've learned, how much you know... 172 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,536 - Besides... - Yes. 173 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:45,043 If you want, I can give you some private lessons. 174 00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:47,680 I'd love to, but when? 175 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:51,079 In your spare time... Tonight, in your room? 176 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,713 Would you do that for me? 177 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:57,711 For cultural training... What is your room number? 178 00:14:58,247 --> 00:15:00,215 - 28. - At 8:30pm? 179 00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:03,970 I'll be waiting! 180 00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,949 - Professor! I forgot... - Yes? 181 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:16,528 What? Mozzarelina? 182 00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:19,913 - Are you crazy? - Someone's looking for me, Gustavo? 183 00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:22,762 It's something about food... 184 00:15:24,311 --> 00:15:27,708 - Who is it? - Is this you, my mozzarelina? 185 00:15:27,747 --> 00:15:31,814 This is a college, not a grocery store. 186 00:15:32,339 --> 00:15:35,386 I know, unfortunately it's a college... Nothing beats grocery store. 187 00:15:35,462 --> 00:15:38,043 Who you are, what do you want? 188 00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:41,239 I want to talk to my wife, Valentina Buratti. 189 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:46,135 Buratti. Ask her to come here! Is this something urgent? 190 00:15:46,156 --> 00:15:48,819 Very urgent... I can not resist... 191 00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:51,998 - I'd permit only this time. You understand? - Yes. 192 00:15:52,044 --> 00:15:55,018 How I miss you, Valentina... 193 00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:58,874 - Hello! - Treasure of my heart... 194 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:01,570 Hi, Aristide! What's so urgent? 195 00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:04,807 What? I can't hold it anymore! 196 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:08,267 I'm missing you, mozzarelina! 197 00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:11,135 My prosciuttino! Lack of mozzarelina upsets me. 198 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,552 - Yeah, I understand! - How, understand? 199 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:16,475 One hand hurts... I can't work numbers... 200 00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:19,407 - I'm sorry! - How, you sorry? 201 00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:21,514 Tonight after work and I'll come to you. 202 00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:25,345 I need to see you... - No, Aristide! 203 00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:28,646 Leave me alone! I need to study. Ciao! 204 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,626 No, no... What a pain! 205 00:16:32,696 --> 00:16:35,438 Give me some mozzarellina! 206 00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:39,225 Mozza... I give you some... 207 00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:54,025 - When did you do it? - In the afternoon, as soon as she arrived. 208 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,746 - Is she in the bathroom? - Yes. 209 00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:58,158 It's better than a place with peep show. 210 00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:01,201 Pull out the plug so we can see. 211 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:04,084 One moment. 212 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,408 Mamma mia... she's so good! 213 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,492 Naked as mother-nature created her... So nice! 214 00:17:11,502 --> 00:17:14,509 Move! My turn! 215 00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:18,209 Can't see anything! Where is she? 216 00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:21,435 - What... Are you blind? - I think you made it up. 217 00:17:21,761 --> 00:17:25,641 - It's the best bottom of Europe... - Where you see it? 218 00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:29,620 - She has some serious knockers on her... - Move! 219 00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:32,411 - You get out the line. - For you it's not good. 220 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:35,345 - Why? - Because Giulia came in. You can't look. 221 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:40,119 I was forced to go to college. But you are married. Why do you need it? 222 00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:43,069 I can't communicate with my husband, he is so ignorant... 223 00:17:43,077 --> 00:17:46,594 And I feel lesser to others. 224 00:17:46,881 --> 00:17:50,959 Don't talk nonsense! With such a body you feel inferior? 225 00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:54,559 Body is important, but it's not everything... 226 00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:57,907 I want to be a complete woman, I want to have better knowledge. 227 00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:02,173 I think you're crazy! I have no brain or body like yours... 228 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,198 What should I do, shoot myself? 229 00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:08,034 Listen to me! You're a lucky woman. 230 00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:12,378 - You have everything... - No, you can't imagine what complexes I have. 231 00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:15,663 I'm missing blessings of education. 232 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,193 You think about the education... 233 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:21,232 ...but you're lucky if the diploma gets you building's caretaker job. 234 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,603 - Present! Say "present". - Present! But why? 235 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,770 It's a principal! 236 00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:29,617 She's checking, if we don't go to the boys. 237 00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:32,954 But I'm not a fool. Look! 238 00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:41,585 Exit door. 239 00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:46,282 - Gustavo! - I'm coming. 240 00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:50,510 Hurry up, Gustavo! Achilles is waiting for me. 241 00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:53,610 Relax, Giulia! Let me do my work. 242 00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:57,556 If not, jump with parachute. You'll get faster. 243 00:18:57,642 --> 00:19:01,083 You've got the money? It's 2000 liras. 244 00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:04,080 2000? It was always 1500? 245 00:19:04,496 --> 00:19:09,486 But Giulia... Night, ladder, risk... 246 00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,635 - Put it together... - Ok. 247 00:19:11,644 --> 00:19:14,197 - You understand... 2000. - Good... ! 248 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:20,854 - Could you lend me 500? - Yes. 249 00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:24,569 That bastard Gustavo makes me pay right away. 250 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,996 - Here! - Thank you. 251 00:19:28,037 --> 00:19:31,079 You're a real friend... 252 00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:34,808 - Hold, Gustavo! - Money goes to Gustavo! 253 00:19:36,956 --> 00:19:39,647 Here's what I do for a extra vitamin! 254 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:43,271 Ciao Valentina! 255 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:50,582 Come on, stretch those long legs... Move faster! 256 00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:54,993 I have another job and can't stand here all night... Achilles is there. 257 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:07,620 Listen, pretty face... Hey, handsome! 258 00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:09,981 Listen... 259 00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,448 - Me? - Yes. 260 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:15,595 Yes, you! Come here! I will not bite... 261 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:20,353 Come here! Come! 262 00:20:20,908 --> 00:20:24,509 - You are an ugly fagot! - Me... fagot... ? 263 00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:27,941 - Don't touch me! What do you want? 264 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,118 Now we can have a conversation... 265 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,381 - What's your name? - Gustavo. Why? 266 00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:35,808 Gustavo! You see the face of a horny man... 267 00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:39,090 And you offer yourself to me? Hey, don't touch me... 268 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,838 Do you want to get punched, fagot! 269 00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:45,728 I'm not a fagot, I'm a man... 270 00:20:45,798 --> 00:20:49,376 A man? A man with sexuall needs. Fagot! 271 00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:54,287 No. I'm husband of Valentina Buratti. She is studying here. 272 00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:57,907 Ahh, I see... Gustavo Pinabrotti. 273 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,593 Gustavo! Let me in, I must see my wife... 274 00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:04,406 - You must be horny! - My crotch is burning... 275 00:21:04,485 --> 00:21:07,124 - You want to see her. - I must... 276 00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:09,236 - I'll let you in for 20,000 liras. - What? 277 00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:12,380 You want in... you have to pay. 278 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,486 A prostitute is getting 10,000 liras. So your wife is worth less than a prostitute? 279 00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:20,376 That's right! Al right! Hold on! 280 00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:23,640 Open up! I feel that I'm going to explode! 281 00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,933 Open, please! 282 00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:29,932 - I'm going... - Wait! Where are you going? 283 00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:32,948 What's that rush? Hold on! 284 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,871 - Where are you going? - Tell me, where to? 285 00:21:36,948 --> 00:21:39,658 - Use the ladder. Climb! - Which window? 286 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,461 - Right by the ladder? - You're a genius! How did you know? 287 00:21:44,184 --> 00:21:47,234 I am not satisfied! 288 00:21:47,797 --> 00:21:50,307 Slow down! 289 00:21:51,037 --> 00:21:54,008 - Where are you going? - Where? Up! 290 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:57,104 It's 20,000 more for ladder. 291 00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:59,142 You're not a man, you're a vacuum. 292 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,066 If you like skirt you must pay! 293 00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:05,802 - Wait! For holding the ladder another 10,000. 294 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:09,729 - Ok... This time I'll do it for free. - Bravo! Hold the ladder. 295 00:22:09,805 --> 00:22:11,696 I go up... 296 00:22:32,871 --> 00:22:36,525 Professor Pier Capponi... How romantic! 297 00:22:41,088 --> 00:22:43,565 - It's you! - My sweetheart... 298 00:22:43,565 --> 00:22:46,761 - What are you doing here? - You could guess! I came to... 299 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,062 You can not enter. Get out! 300 00:22:50,515 --> 00:22:53,374 It's so high. My head spins... 301 00:22:53,427 --> 00:22:57,344 No! No! This is a college! 302 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:01,484 I know! I gave 40,000 liras to that... 303 00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:04,623 How to say? That son of a bitch... 304 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,233 Let me in... 305 00:23:06,332 --> 00:23:09,107 No, Aristide! If they find out, I will be expelled. 306 00:23:09,206 --> 00:23:11,868 - Very good. - You're selfish. 307 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:14,870 - I want to get education... - And I feel like exploding... 308 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:17,663 Going or not going... 309 00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:20,568 I told you that you can't enter. It's prohibited. 310 00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:23,171 If you'll not let me in I will cause an epidemic of pregnant women... 311 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,997 - Gustavo! - Mamma mia... 312 00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:31,012 I talk as the teacher... I talk as your brother-in-law... 313 00:23:31,372 --> 00:23:33,044 I talk as your friend... 314 00:23:33,139 --> 00:23:35,368 No one is talking and I need you to shut up! 315 00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:39,885 - It's a man talking to you... - Man? Who is so unfortunate? 316 00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:43,132 - Valentina Buratti. - She is busy. 317 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:48,617 I kill him! Who is he? 318 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:51,819 Her husband. He will not kill you... 319 00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:55,969 He'll... and you go to the Sistine Chapel. 320 00:24:01,630 --> 00:24:05,696 Let me at least leave through the door, I'm afraid of the height. 321 00:24:05,697 --> 00:24:08,285 The door is locked. 322 00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:11,257 - You'll become widow Buratti... - No, no, no... 323 00:24:19,395 --> 00:24:22,145 What is this? 324 00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:26,728 Dogs... 325 00:24:26,785 --> 00:24:29,648 Go or everybody will wake up... 326 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:32,953 Get out! The dogs are coming! 327 00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:36,158 - Let me in! - Get out! I'm runing away! 328 00:24:36,718 --> 00:24:39,061 Hold the ladder, moron! Is moving... 329 00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:42,029 There're not that dogs but beasts. 330 00:24:45,702 --> 00:24:49,433 Grab me! Hold me! 331 00:24:49,716 --> 00:24:52,229 - Get out immediately! - Valentina... 332 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:57,265 - What are you doing, you crazy? - This is a Mercalli's scale... 333 00:24:58,149 --> 00:25:00,834 Get out! Aristide... 334 00:25:01,481 --> 00:25:05,413 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 335 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:09,281 - Give me your hand! - Where are you going, Aristide? 336 00:25:09,913 --> 00:25:13,286 - I do not know, it moves by itself! - Do not be a fool, Aristide... 337 00:25:13,653 --> 00:25:17,115 I let you go... 338 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:25,882 My God! What a crush! 340 00:25:34,775 --> 00:25:37,963 What are you doing here? Who are you? How did you get into my office? 341 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,988 Good... 343 00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:47,087 A sleepwalker... 344 00:25:48,332 --> 00:25:51,045 What a musculine body... 345 00:25:51,938 --> 00:25:54,489 ...and so strong. 346 00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:00,060 - Where's the exit? - There. 347 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,889 Thank you! 348 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:06,896 I saw death with my own eyes... 349 00:26:09,686 --> 00:26:11,470 Damn you... 350 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:15,652 ... why not calling you grandpa... It will not hand over to his mother... 351 00:26:16,317 --> 00:26:19,439 Be quiet you know... 352 00:26:20,544 --> 00:26:23,544 I said to be quiet... 353 00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:26,597 How do you like in our college, darling? 354 00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:29,174 Very much! Thank you, Mrs. Principal! 355 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,961 As you can see, we are a big family. 356 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,377 We eat together, learn together... 357 00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:37,944 And we sleep separately! Right, Professor? 358 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:41,017 - What you were saying, Gustavo? - Nothing, Mrs. Principal! 359 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:44,298 Just talking to Pier Capponi. What a man he is... 360 00:26:44,316 --> 00:26:47,800 ...but better that he remains alone... 361 00:26:47,892 --> 00:26:50,100 Without confidence, Gustavo! 362 00:26:50,188 --> 00:26:52,655 Al right! Keep serving the breakfast. 363 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:55,249 - Still stay alone! - Enough! 364 00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:59,261 - What did Gustavo say? - Nothing. Stupid... 365 00:27:00,038 --> 00:27:04,553 Unfortunately, we are family, he's my brother-in-law... 366 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:07,887 - Profit and freedoms allows some... 367 00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:11,057 But there's a big difference between us... 368 00:27:11,114 --> 00:27:14,292 On cultural... and ethicall ground... 369 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:17,034 We have a deal... 370 00:27:17,057 --> 00:27:22,008 You're so right Prof. Capponi! It's delightfull to hear you talking! 371 00:27:23,454 --> 00:27:27,985 - Thanks! You're to kind. - I am a great admirer of you 372 00:27:28,368 --> 00:27:30,912 Not one serves around here? 373 00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:34,354 Giulia, pass me the milk, please! Thank you! 374 00:27:34,377 --> 00:27:37,113 - Allow me, Mrs. Principals? - Please! 375 00:27:38,037 --> 00:27:40,243 Tell when is enough. 376 00:27:41,174 --> 00:27:45,803 - I burned you? - No, not you... 377 00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:47,568 You have to be more careful! 378 00:28:50,747 --> 00:28:54,068 Go to classes , everybody to classes! 379 00:28:54,554 --> 00:28:57,020 Hello, Mrs. Buratti. 380 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:01,411 - I owe you an explanation. - You don't have to explain anything to me! 381 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,757 I didn't want to... She wanted... 382 00:29:04,758 --> 00:29:07,842 It created an absurdal situation, try to understand me! 383 00:29:08,131 --> 00:29:10,184 Please! 384 00:29:10,779 --> 00:29:12,803 - Professor! - It was a misunderstanding. 385 00:29:12,806 --> 00:29:16,970 - They are looking for you. - One moment, Valentina! 386 00:29:17,107 --> 00:29:20,708 I'll come to your room tonight, I want to talk to you. 387 00:29:20,881 --> 00:29:23,933 - Take your seat, Buratti! - Do you have a moment, Professor? 388 00:29:24,734 --> 00:29:27,125 Pepino... After all these years... I'd have never imagine... 389 00:29:28,294 --> 00:29:30,135 Do not imagine anything! 390 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,763 Do not worry, Pepino! We are alone. 391 00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:36,438 - It was a misunderstanding. - I know my dear, it took you so long... 392 00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:40,238 Tonight, we'll clarify everything. Tonight... 393 00:29:42,129 --> 00:29:45,818 What I mean... I'm so happy... 394 00:29:47,095 --> 00:29:49,915 ...I'm happy for you... 395 00:29:51,224 --> 00:29:53,578 What's a nice latino... 396 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,607 ...from the neck down. 397 00:30:12,418 --> 00:30:14,860 What a stink... 398 00:30:21,311 --> 00:30:25,148 Pepino... I'm all yours... 399 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:28,373 Are you there? 400 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:33,195 Pepino! 401 00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:35,759 Ahh, you are in there. 402 00:30:36,157 --> 00:30:39,179 Be kind and open the door, Pepino... 403 00:30:39,248 --> 00:30:42,501 I'm all yours, baby... 404 00:30:43,137 --> 00:30:46,252 Come Pepino! 405 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,466 It's you, Mrs. Principal! I thought it's a scratched record... 406 00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:53,024 I... I wanted... 407 00:30:53,195 --> 00:30:56,888 I saw Professor Pier Capponi going to your room. 408 00:30:56,914 --> 00:30:59,355 - To my room? - Yes. 409 00:30:59,429 --> 00:31:02,428 Really... Thank you! 410 00:31:09,173 --> 00:31:11,267 - 10,000. - Why? 411 00:31:11,855 --> 00:31:14,090 Mandatory fee for saving you from horny woman! 412 00:31:15,261 --> 00:31:17,890 I don't understand anything... 413 00:31:17,981 --> 00:31:21,255 What happened to that old witch? She didn't lock the door tonight. 414 00:31:22,015 --> 00:31:23,072 I don't know... 415 00:31:25,693 --> 00:31:28,368 And it's better this way. 416 00:31:28,576 --> 00:31:32,486 Tonight, me and Achilles will spend time in real bed. 417 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:39,414 And you keep studying... Ciao! I don't understand you.... 418 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:48,837 I understand you're in rush... But at least close the door. 419 00:31:52,227 --> 00:31:55,289 What she has forgotten now? 420 00:31:55,351 --> 00:31:57,477 - What did you... ? - Valentina! 421 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,527 Finally we're alone! Moon is red, the sea is blue... 422 00:32:01,641 --> 00:32:04,936 My beautiful Valentina, I can't live without you. 423 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,671 What's the matter? You learnt a poetry? 424 00:32:07,825 --> 00:32:10,627 What poetry, what study? 425 00:32:11,194 --> 00:32:13,738 No one told you that I got expelled from grammar classes ? 426 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:18,206 Let's do a little practicing... I've been waiting for a long time... 427 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,043 Stop! Get up! Are you crazy? 428 00:32:21,137 --> 00:32:23,316 Yes, I'm crazy for you... 429 00:32:23,412 --> 00:32:25,875 Since I saw you the first time under the shower... 430 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:28,613 I want you to discover the depth of life... 431 00:32:28,629 --> 00:32:31,785 - What? When? How? - Through the hole... 432 00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,689 Who's that? 433 00:32:33,728 --> 00:32:36,488 - Look at the situation you created, you moron! - What do I do? Where do I go? 434 00:32:36,585 --> 00:32:38,788 Get your clothes and hide! 435 00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:42,440 - Hide under the bed. - You're pulling my hair. 436 00:32:43,938 --> 00:32:46,516 Underneath, fast... 437 00:32:50,985 --> 00:32:53,482 - Ah, it's you. Hi! - Hi! 438 00:32:53,516 --> 00:32:56,621 Valentina! I need to tell you something, it is urgent! 439 00:32:56,869 --> 00:33:01,046 Moon is red, the sea is blue... My beautiful Valentina, I can't live without you. 440 00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:04,206 What's wrong with all of you tonight? 441 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:07,474 Leave me alone! 442 00:33:07,554 --> 00:33:10,026 Since I saw you the first time under the shower... 443 00:33:10,101 --> 00:33:12,409 What is with this shower, cinema for the first timers? 444 00:33:12,488 --> 00:33:14,627 Stop! 445 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,443 - Hide! - I am ready to face any scandal. 446 00:33:18,514 --> 00:33:21,700 But I don't! Come, hide! Come! 447 00:33:22,174 --> 00:33:25,702 - In the closet. - I... I suffer from claustrophobia. 448 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,635 Don't make noise. 449 00:33:32,852 --> 00:33:35,187 - My treasure... - No... 450 00:33:35,194 --> 00:33:37,983 One moment... give me the money! 451 00:33:39,258 --> 00:33:41,275 - Here! Count it! - Extra 10,000... 452 00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:45,682 - For what? - Additional guidance within the college. 453 00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:47,806 Go, you stinky... 454 00:33:47,837 --> 00:33:50,889 Extra for batteries and light on the stairs... 455 00:33:50,925 --> 00:33:53,422 Enough, Gustavo! Ciao! 456 00:33:53,451 --> 00:33:56,680 Then extra supplement for external control against disturbances. 457 00:33:56,694 --> 00:33:59,995 I owe you 20,000 for troubles! I give you later. Ciao! 458 00:34:01,513 --> 00:34:03,962 Got it... Nothing. 459 00:34:04,449 --> 00:34:06,465 You didn't expected me, my treasure? 460 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:09,287 No, Aristide! And you have to leave immediately. 461 00:34:09,318 --> 00:34:13,582 Leave immediately? After amount of money I spent to get here? 462 00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:17,381 Gustavo costed me a fortune. 463 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,827 Here it is! This time, I'll break his neck... 464 00:34:20,877 --> 00:34:23,914 - It's me, Valentina! Can you hear me? - Who is it? 465 00:34:23,952 --> 00:34:28,176 It's a professor, Aristide. If they'll see you, I'll be expelled from the college. 466 00:34:29,005 --> 00:34:32,595 Okay! But only for 10 minutes, I want to... 467 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,244 Everything you want, Aristide! Please, hide! 468 00:34:36,315 --> 00:34:38,245 - I'll hide under the bed. - No! - Not under the bed. 469 00:34:38,482 --> 00:34:41,249 - In the closet. - No, no. Where are you going? 470 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:44,697 - Why? - Why? You could choke! 471 00:34:44,727 --> 00:34:48,952 - That's right! In the bathroom. - Yes. It's very good idea. 472 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:54,291 - Hurry up! - And you hurry up because I have to... 473 00:34:54,612 --> 00:34:57,994 - Yes. Later. - I want... 474 00:34:58,049 --> 00:35:00,300 I said, later! 475 00:35:00,361 --> 00:35:02,918 - Later, Aristide! - I want... 476 00:35:02,974 --> 00:35:05,705 Okay. Close the door! 477 00:35:11,369 --> 00:35:13,884 - Hallo, Valentina? - I'm coming... 478 00:35:14,377 --> 00:35:17,282 Professor Pier Capponi. Why I owe the honor of this visit? 479 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:20,416 - Why? Didn't you expect me? - Yes, no... 480 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,212 - Not tonight. - Didn't I promise to come tonight... 481 00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:27,576 Ahh... tonight... It's a little late... Can't we do it another night? 482 00:35:27,635 --> 00:35:29,114 I washed my feet... 483 00:35:30,158 --> 00:35:33,124 Sorry! But tonight is not suitable for me. 484 00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:37,676 - My head hurts and I'm sleepy... - Just excuses. I don't believe you! 485 00:35:40,919 --> 00:35:44,033 I'll start with a beautiful poem! 486 00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:49,682 Moon is red... The sea is blue... 487 00:35:49,701 --> 00:35:53,184 - My beautiful Valentina... - I can't live without you! 488 00:35:53,199 --> 00:35:55,267 - No, professor. Not again! - You already knew it? 489 00:35:55,315 --> 00:35:58,351 Not until an hour ago. It's a third time tonight! 490 00:35:58,984 --> 00:36:02,434 What's the difference, first or third... All that matters is feeling... 491 00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:09,224 Valentina! Professor Capponi! Open the door! I know you're there! 492 00:36:09,726 --> 00:36:12,928 Oh, Principal! If I'll get caught, I'm fired... 493 00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:16,198 - Hide me! - Where I can hide you? 494 00:36:16,688 --> 00:36:19,239 Under the bed you can't, in the closet is to dangerous... 495 00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:22,143 - In the bathroom. - No... 496 00:36:22,153 --> 00:36:24,795 - So where? - Outside the window! 497 00:36:24,809 --> 00:36:27,415 This is the safest place, no one will see you there. 498 00:36:27,501 --> 00:36:29,764 - I'm sorry about this. - Just don't look down. 499 00:36:29,935 --> 00:36:31,272 I'm doing it only for you. 500 00:36:37,711 --> 00:36:40,196 It's open, Mrs. Principal! 501 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:43,494 Where is Professor Pier Capponi? 502 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,139 I'll fire him and you will be expelled. 503 00:36:46,188 --> 00:36:49,011 - There is no one in there! - Let's see if you tell the truth! 504 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:52,163 No one here... No one under the bed. 505 00:36:52,223 --> 00:36:56,013 Please, don't you believe me! 506 00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:58,597 - I was going to take a shower... - Oh, yes? 507 00:36:58,642 --> 00:37:02,959 Why I don't hear running water? I need to check the bathroom! 508 00:37:03,089 --> 00:37:06,099 - I can't let you in! - Why? 509 00:37:06,128 --> 00:37:08,787 - I had no time to clean. - I don't care... 510 00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:11,086 - Hello! - Hello! 511 00:37:11,138 --> 00:37:13,672 - You can't... - Please do not impede! 512 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,885 - You have something to hide? - Yes, no... I wanted to say... 513 00:37:15,954 --> 00:37:19,051 - It looks clean! - I want it cleaner... 514 00:37:19,057 --> 00:37:22,862 - Open the water in the shower, it takes time for hot water to start running... 515 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:29,425 - Is something wrong? - No, no, no... 516 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:33,468 - Why you don't open the water? - I can't find the valve. I found it... 517 00:37:33,529 --> 00:37:37,418 Is it cold? I was right. But you still didn't convince me... 518 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,650 I saw him entering this room... 519 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:45,805 It's my right... my responsibility to oversee the morality of my students... 520 00:37:47,774 --> 00:37:51,125 You have checked everywhere... Are you sure that you saw it right? 521 00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:54,230 Of course, I've seen it very well! 522 00:37:54,236 --> 00:37:56,930 - What are you implying? - You are mistaken Mrs. Principal! 523 00:37:56,978 --> 00:38:00,704 How could I bring the men to my room? I am a married woman! 524 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,202 I am faithful to my husband. I'd never do such a thing. 525 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:07,503 You want to play a game with me? I advise you do not! 526 00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:11,417 Be careful what you do! You're playing with fire. 527 00:38:11,434 --> 00:38:14,790 Playing with fire... Do you understand? 528 00:38:14,841 --> 00:38:19,490 I could notify your husband, to come and see that... 529 00:38:20,128 --> 00:38:22,351 Prestige of my school is at stake! 530 00:38:23,439 --> 00:38:26,444 It's about my reputation... I can't tolerate this kind of behaviour. 531 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:32,089 I have nothing to hide, Mrs. Principal. Believe me. 532 00:38:34,107 --> 00:38:37,688 You're hiding something from me. I am convinced about that. 533 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:41,569 You're not going to decive me with your angel's face. 534 00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:44,333 - Me? - Yes, you! 535 00:38:44,377 --> 00:38:47,032 Ah... Window... 536 00:38:47,036 --> 00:38:51,392 He went in... He should be here... But he's not... 537 00:38:53,629 --> 00:38:54,613 Where is he? 538 00:38:58,358 --> 00:39:01,566 I knew it! 539 00:39:01,566 --> 00:39:05,233 Fire! Fire! Run for your life... 540 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:11,069 Fire... 541 00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:14,645 Come with me, Mrs. Principal. You have to trust me... 542 00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:18,751 - Ciao Valentina! - Ciao Valentina! 543 00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:22,842 Bye, my treasure! I'll be back soon... 544 00:39:23,035 --> 00:39:26,282 Run. It's hell out there! 545 00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:30,464 Steps. Watch out! 546 00:39:31,783 --> 00:39:34,685 I told you... Be careful.. 547 00:39:34,709 --> 00:39:37,969 So tough to get culture. 548 00:39:53,046 --> 00:39:56,134 Calm down... Easy... I'm coming... 549 00:39:56,758 --> 00:39:59,373 A little bit of patience! 550 00:40:04,408 --> 00:40:07,482 What do you want? 551 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:11,781 - Excuse my ignorance, but I don't understand. - I'm German regional doctor. 552 00:40:12,298 --> 00:40:15,327 Aha! Regional doctor... 100,000. 553 00:40:15,661 --> 00:40:17,777 What? 554 00:40:17,853 --> 00:40:21,743 Are you deaf on one ear? Want to see your wife? 100,000. 555 00:40:22,904 --> 00:40:25,405 - You recognized me? - No. 556 00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:28,406 - Gustavo! What happened, Gustavo? - Nothing. 557 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,936 - Who is that person? - What should I say? 558 00:40:30,969 --> 00:40:33,616 - 50,000... - It's a drifter... 559 00:40:33,661 --> 00:40:35,923 - 80,000. - I'll throw him out. 560 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,669 - Here, 100,000. Scoundrel! - Let me count. 561 00:40:38,744 --> 00:40:42,290 One moment! He gave me a business card... It says... 562 00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:44,881 - Regional doctor. - What are you doing with all this money? 563 00:40:44,974 --> 00:40:47,235 Do you buy overalls at Christian Dior? 564 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:52,295 Regional doctor... Do you visit students yearly? 565 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:55,199 - This time... schoolgirls! - And teachers... 566 00:40:55,214 --> 00:40:57,216 Teachers next week. 567 00:40:57,285 --> 00:41:01,377 - I have a pain that starts here... - I can't control everything... 568 00:41:01,471 --> 00:41:03,928 Poor guy! Let's see if you can get out it! 569 00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:09,470 With the money I spent on this I could buy ten rolls of parmesan... 570 00:41:09,478 --> 00:41:12,473 I hope it was worth it... 571 00:41:13,610 --> 00:41:17,225 - First one, Laura Antonelli. - Laura Antonelli? 572 00:41:17,315 --> 00:41:19,262 Come in! 573 00:41:21,407 --> 00:41:23,871 - Who are you? - Laura Antonelli! 574 00:41:24,034 --> 00:41:26,763 - Aren't you ashamed? How are you? - Okay. 575 00:41:26,815 --> 00:41:29,567 - OK, you can go... Get out! - You will not check me out? 576 00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:32,291 Are you crazy? What do you want to do? Get naked? 577 00:41:32,352 --> 00:41:35,093 I'll report you for insulting... Out! 578 00:41:37,793 --> 00:41:40,800 - What a shame! Next one! 579 00:41:44,782 --> 00:41:48,740 Doctor. I have a pain that starts here and goes up there... 580 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:53,146 I got nothing for this! I must check the girls, and afterwards the region is waiting for me... 581 00:41:53,165 --> 00:41:57,716 I have no time! Take Neurolep and pain will go away... 582 00:41:58,008 --> 00:42:00,941 Neurolep and bang. It's gone... 583 00:42:01,493 --> 00:42:04,354 Next one! 584 00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:07,194 Arcibaldi. 585 00:42:07,784 --> 00:42:10,790 - Doctor, I... - You're OK! You can leave. 586 00:42:10,883 --> 00:42:13,052 - God! What you got? - I have an anemia. 587 00:42:13,129 --> 00:42:15,867 - Is it contagious? - I'm not not sure .. 588 00:42:15,922 --> 00:42:19,862 That's right! If you don't know, I do... I am the doctor... Don't move! 589 00:42:19,874 --> 00:42:22,317 Open your mouth! I want to see... 590 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,881 Say 33! 591 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,730 Those with anemia are spies. 592 00:42:28,817 --> 00:42:31,481 Doctor, I'm not a spy, I'm an anemic. 593 00:42:31,518 --> 00:42:35,436 Next one! God, what a meat... ! 594 00:42:35,604 --> 00:42:38,121 - Gustavo! Come here! - I'm here. 595 00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:41,487 This is not a college it's a monstrosity... 596 00:42:41,547 --> 00:42:45,442 - When is my wife's turn? - Your wife is in group B. 597 00:42:45,518 --> 00:42:48,117 First you have to see everyone from group of letter A. 598 00:42:48,126 --> 00:42:51,642 - How many are in group A? - One moment. 18. 599 00:42:51,682 --> 00:42:54,965 Until they are all seen... Will I have time to... 600 00:42:55,735 --> 00:43:00,203 We can't skip the letter A and begin with the letter B? 601 00:43:00,207 --> 00:43:03,038 I affraid, not... 602 00:43:04,427 --> 00:43:07,836 As usual, you're the one in charge. But I have to accept... 603 00:43:07,977 --> 00:43:11,921 - You talk a lot? - It's our job! 604 00:43:11,951 --> 00:43:14,288 - You take me for an idiot? - Yes. 605 00:43:14,297 --> 00:43:17,615 I'm a regional doctor and I established that you're an idiot. 606 00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:20,563 This girl is crazy... 607 00:43:20,621 --> 00:43:23,543 ...and should be admitted immediately to the local mental hospital... 608 00:43:23,623 --> 00:43:26,193 For heinous stupidity and violence! 609 00:43:26,274 --> 00:43:30,336 You are idiots ad I'll tell you one more thing! 610 00:43:30,565 --> 00:43:33,685 Go fuck yourself, both of you! 611 00:43:37,886 --> 00:43:40,168 Go fuck yourself! 612 00:43:40,234 --> 00:43:43,669 How is it possible to have in the college such a vulgar student? 613 00:43:43,730 --> 00:43:46,183 - She must be expelled immediately. - You kidding me? 614 00:43:46,232 --> 00:43:48,769 She's the best in her class. 615 00:43:48,803 --> 00:43:53,205 But do not change the subject... Do you want to get rid of schoolgirls with the letter A? 616 00:43:53,259 --> 00:43:56,976 Yes. Get rid of them! Then bring here Valentina... 617 00:43:57,555 --> 00:43:59,740 That would cost 50,000. 618 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:03,551 How could I you forget? You're not a man, you're an anger of money. 619 00:44:04,148 --> 00:44:07,196 You're a vampire... How many are in group B? 620 00:44:07,267 --> 00:44:09,650 - Only two. - Valentina is the first one. 621 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:13,315 - No second. - Do it fast! 622 00:44:13,348 --> 00:44:16,307 What happened? Why the visits stopped? 623 00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:20,113 All schoolgirls with the letter A were consulted. 624 00:44:20,129 --> 00:44:23,126 - But they're still waiting at the door! - They were consulte remotely. 625 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:25,462 It's called Beckenbauer's method ! 626 00:44:25,472 --> 00:44:28,517 You have studied in Germany... 627 00:44:29,842 --> 00:44:33,360 Aha! German's method... That's different... 628 00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:37,241 All schoolgirls with the letter A are free to go. 629 00:44:37,254 --> 00:44:39,997 Schoolgirls from group B next. 630 00:44:40,486 --> 00:44:43,322 - I have a pain that starts here... - You told me... 631 00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:47,543 I have a strong irritation that starts here and goes down, down... 632 00:44:47,613 --> 00:44:51,644 How long you have it? It's eczema... 633 00:44:51,682 --> 00:44:54,822 - You need Cliss! - What is it? 634 00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:57,717 It's a cousin of Neurolep, like I said before... 635 00:44:58,809 --> 00:45:03,406 What a torture... When she comes I put her here and... 636 00:45:06,149 --> 00:45:09,245 No, it's too hard... She is so delicate... 637 00:45:09,861 --> 00:45:13,426 - Better I put her on the couch and... - May I? 638 00:45:13,437 --> 00:45:16,612 - Yes. - My name is Louise Bona... 639 00:45:16,623 --> 00:45:18,907 Yes, yes... Now it's time for a student miracles. 640 00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:22,918 Bona! 641 00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:25,445 - Hello! My name is Louise Bona. - Yes, yes, I can see it... 642 00:45:25,665 --> 00:45:30,055 I have an awful sore throat... 643 00:45:31,856 --> 00:45:35,764 I can not eat, drink... I think I have sore tonsils... 644 00:45:36,731 --> 00:45:39,770 What do you think? What should I do? 645 00:45:39,843 --> 00:45:42,259 - Get naked! - Right away. 646 00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:45,315 - Proper balloons and... - Is this good? 647 00:45:45,401 --> 00:45:48,719 Very good. And one inflamed... 648 00:45:49,286 --> 00:45:51,482 Yes? 649 00:45:52,352 --> 00:45:54,387 Lie down. 650 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:57,718 - Should I say 33? - Say whatever you want... 651 00:45:58,248 --> 00:46:00,275 - What are you doing, Doctor? - Do not move, I'll explain later! 652 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,596 What do you want? 653 00:46:03,669 --> 00:46:06,416 What do I want? I want mozzarelina! 654 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:09,671 What's mozzarelina? I do not understand... 655 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,467 Aristide! 656 00:46:15,409 --> 00:46:18,131 I'm consulting the student. 657 00:46:18,131 --> 00:46:21,053 And she is called Bona. 658 00:46:21,442 --> 00:46:24,008 - I can explain everything to you! - Yes? 659 00:46:24,056 --> 00:46:26,081 Yes... 660 00:46:30,563 --> 00:46:33,589 Today we'll talk about human body. 661 00:46:33,974 --> 00:46:37,557 The human body is a very complex mechanism... 662 00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:40,221 ...and science will never succeed to reproduce it. 663 00:46:41,018 --> 00:46:43,784 It is a simple perfection. 664 00:46:43,847 --> 00:46:47,450 A masterpiece of the nature. 665 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:53,168 Which of you can tell me how many bones are in a body? 666 00:46:56,028 --> 00:46:58,963 I knew it... No one! 667 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:05,873 Well, the human body has 208 bones. 668 00:47:06,247 --> 00:47:10,300 Missing tibia. Which one of you took tibia? 669 00:47:10,483 --> 00:47:15,558 - Gustavo took it to make a soup! - Quiet! 670 00:47:18,225 --> 00:47:22,853 This is a serious school. I will not tolerate such a jokes! 671 00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:29,343 Human skeleton is the structure that sustains muscles... 672 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,280 ...and internal organs of our body. 673 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,949 Each of us has within the skeleton like this one. 674 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:41,247 Can you imagine that inside me? 675 00:47:41,285 --> 00:47:43,810 Yes... 676 00:47:49,941 --> 00:47:53,933 Mamma mia. 677 00:47:58,008 --> 00:48:01,854 Lesson is over. You can leave! 678 00:48:14,705 --> 00:48:18,378 Who are you? A spirit? 679 00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:22,339 If you're present here, give me a sign... 680 00:48:24,637 --> 00:48:27,906 Tell me your name! 681 00:48:27,923 --> 00:48:31,100 My name is Masked and Thirsty... 682 00:48:32,699 --> 00:48:35,834 Honey, honey, honey... 683 00:48:38,433 --> 00:48:42,205 Why do you want it in your bedroom? 684 00:48:42,246 --> 00:48:45,757 - Mind your own business! - On the bed. 685 00:48:46,995 --> 00:48:50,129 - Lying or sitting? - Lying. 686 00:49:12,493 --> 00:49:15,374 One moment... one moment! 687 00:49:16,107 --> 00:49:18,226 What do you want? 688 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:22,272 I am a monk from the monastery. I want to see a student. 689 00:49:22,351 --> 00:49:25,286 Random one or you have someone in mind? 690 00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:28,247 Valentina Buratti. I'm her spiritual father. 691 00:49:28,313 --> 00:49:31,671 - You need to speak with Mrs. Principal. - Where I can find her? 692 00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:34,896 - End of the hall on the right. - Thank you. 693 00:49:35,616 --> 00:49:38,644 - Thank you, son. - One moment! 694 00:49:39,369 --> 00:49:42,644 Getting directories costs 100,000. 695 00:49:42,777 --> 00:49:45,831 - I am a poor monk. - That's why I gave you a discount. 696 00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:49,858 If you were going to Buratti, it would cost you 200,000. 697 00:49:50,638 --> 00:49:53,408 Who are you? 698 00:49:53,423 --> 00:49:56,491 Choose! 699 00:49:56,843 --> 00:49:59,934 On death of your... 700 00:49:59,992 --> 00:50:04,261 Grandpa you see. Praise the Bank of Italy! 701 00:50:05,761 --> 00:50:08,995 Jesus Christ to be praised! 702 00:50:52,543 --> 00:50:55,758 Professor! 703 00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:58,748 What did you do? 704 00:50:59,819 --> 00:51:04,578 I'm alone, Valentina. I can't stand this anymore... 705 00:51:04,703 --> 00:51:07,923 Calm down, Professor... 706 00:51:08,301 --> 00:51:11,528 I am an orphan, the widower... 707 00:51:11,528 --> 00:51:15,950 ...taxes, contributions... And Principal on top of that... 708 00:51:16,804 --> 00:51:20,040 I can't handle this no more! 709 00:51:20,056 --> 00:51:22,468 I'll kill myself... 710 00:51:22,711 --> 00:51:25,991 - You're struck by fate... - I don't have any reason to live... 711 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:30,570 Let me put my head on your breast, Valentina... 712 00:51:30,706 --> 00:51:34,705 Professor! You' re not unlucky you are a mandrill... 713 00:51:35,539 --> 00:51:38,632 No mandrill, I am unlucky! 714 00:51:38,893 --> 00:51:42,177 Such a stress! You can't be left alone for a second! 715 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:46,518 This is not a college, it's an international congress. 716 00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:49,280 Valentina! 717 00:51:49,368 --> 00:51:53,800 - It's Principal! She's always around... - Valentina, can I come in? 718 00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:56,541 I'll be right there, Mrs.Principal. Hide yourself in the closet. 719 00:51:56,586 --> 00:51:59,454 It's the safest place. 720 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,938 I'm coming, Mrs. Principal. 721 00:52:03,985 --> 00:52:07,497 I have a good news for you. Guess who is here? 722 00:52:07,669 --> 00:52:12,141 - God! Who is it? - Your spiritual advisor. 723 00:52:12,196 --> 00:52:15,665 Mine what? I have no... 724 00:52:15,787 --> 00:52:18,314 - You? - Don't call him "you"? 725 00:52:18,352 --> 00:52:20,914 We know each other very well, isn't it? 726 00:52:20,998 --> 00:52:24,363 I took care of her soul since she was a little... 727 00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:26,624 - I'll leave you alone. 728 00:52:26,678 --> 00:52:29,512 When you finish, come to me, I really need... 729 00:52:30,087 --> 00:52:32,505 Yes, yes... 730 00:52:32,576 --> 00:52:35,044 My treasure... 731 00:52:35,678 --> 00:52:38,472 Pig! I don't accept your apology! 732 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,499 I didn't come to apologize, I came to... 733 00:52:41,574 --> 00:52:45,523 Are you crazy? It's Aristide, your husband. 734 00:52:45,644 --> 00:52:48,814 Do you understand what I'm going through right now? 735 00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:51,583 I spent a fortune on this greedy administrator. 736 00:52:52,227 --> 00:52:56,005 I don't care, I must study, I don't think about it! 737 00:52:56,801 --> 00:52:59,379 You don't have to think about this, I'll think about... 738 00:52:59,379 --> 00:53:02,304 Enough! 739 00:53:02,374 --> 00:53:05,804 - Giulia, why! - Monk wanted to rape you! 740 00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:10,009 Come on guys, give me a hand... 741 00:53:11,506 --> 00:53:16,029 - Come.. slowly... 742 00:53:16,094 --> 00:53:18,559 - Where to put him? - Where do you want him? 743 00:53:18,577 --> 00:53:21,629 - In the garden, with the trash... - I know...Principal's room! 744 00:53:21,652 --> 00:53:25,047 - He'll make a nice gift. - Come... 745 00:53:34,759 --> 00:53:37,518 It's empty. 746 00:53:39,573 --> 00:53:43,129 O God! What is this? 747 00:53:43,246 --> 00:53:46,959 - She is crazy? - He's getting heavy, where to put him? 748 00:53:46,989 --> 00:53:51,020 - On the bed. - I'll take this one somewhere else. 749 00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:54,782 Hurry, she may come soon. 750 00:53:56,013 --> 00:53:59,116 Undress him, then surprise will be complete. 751 00:53:59,147 --> 00:54:02,180 When she sees him, she'll get heart attack. 752 00:54:03,174 --> 00:54:06,188 - He is waking up, what to do? - I got it. 753 00:54:07,169 --> 00:54:09,928 Where's the trailer? I saw her, she was there... 754 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:12,884 Give it to him and he'll sleep until tomorrow morning. 755 00:54:12,910 --> 00:54:15,985 Drink, handsome! Bravo! 756 00:54:16,274 --> 00:54:19,713 - What did you give him? - Sleeping syrup. 757 00:54:19,808 --> 00:54:23,636 - This is laxative... - Laxative? You're right. 758 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,408 I saw it and I hit the trailer... 759 00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:29,443 - Give him this? - Hurry! 760 00:54:30,626 --> 00:54:33,899 - All? - Yes. What, you want some? 761 00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:37,509 Nice. We did it good... 762 00:54:37,731 --> 00:54:41,054 Sweet dreams! 763 00:54:41,923 --> 00:54:44,402 Operation succesfull! 764 00:54:44,464 --> 00:54:48,026 - What did you do with... the monk? - Don't worry! He is in perfect shape! 765 00:54:48,102 --> 00:54:51,083 We deserve a reward! 766 00:54:51,825 --> 00:54:55,009 Come on! A kiss, a kiss... 767 00:54:55,110 --> 00:54:57,977 Okay. 768 00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,378 - Come. - That's all? 769 00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:03,694 - You can't! Do not even try. - Just a small one. 770 00:55:05,296 --> 00:55:08,056 You're always like that. 771 00:55:09,183 --> 00:55:13,082 - What are you doing? - She's not saying anything? 772 00:55:13,694 --> 00:55:16,541 This is not a kiss, it's a vaccum suction. 773 00:55:16,844 --> 00:55:19,866 - You're phenomenal... - What are you doing? 774 00:55:20,075 --> 00:55:22,728 The ring... Let's go for dinner. 775 00:55:22,826 --> 00:55:25,685 Hey you, it's dinner time! 776 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,515 Oh, no... Poor guy! 777 00:55:33,010 --> 00:55:36,473 Sorry, Professor! I forgot! Are you all right? 778 00:55:38,433 --> 00:55:41,938 - How are you feeling, Professor? - Bad. I need air... 779 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:45,394 Air, air... 780 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,525 My God! 781 00:55:48,998 --> 00:55:52,851 - Are you feeling better? - Not really... 782 00:55:53,305 --> 00:55:57,341 - CPR... Mouth to mouth... - Immediately! 783 00:55:59,149 --> 00:56:01,310 Always at your disposal, Miss. 784 00:56:01,351 --> 00:56:04,112 Of course, I know CPR. 785 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,021 How long should it take? An hour, two hours? 786 00:56:07,025 --> 00:56:09,000 Yes.Start immediately! 787 00:56:11,163 --> 00:56:13,099 Look, who is here... 788 00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:16,945 Wake up, Pepino! How Giotto told the oxen: 789 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:20,366 "We're together, you and me"! 790 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:25,936 I'm here... 791 00:56:27,154 --> 00:56:30,104 I'm coming to you... 792 00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:36,041 My Masked and Thirsty. 793 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:41,858 Miracle! He has materialized! 794 00:56:42,829 --> 00:56:46,832 What a wonder, what a wonder... 795 00:56:46,922 --> 00:56:50,648 I'm dreaming... 796 00:56:50,734 --> 00:56:53,099 And I have the most beautiful dream of my life... 797 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:56,449 I am all yours... 798 00:56:56,664 --> 00:56:59,530 - Finally, it's a time... - Tell me about it! 799 00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:05,827 - I'll give you all... - Everything, everything everything... 800 00:57:06,575 --> 00:57:09,763 - You're my mozzarelina? - Yes, mozzarelina... 801 00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:13,907 - Take your mozzarelina! - What? 802 00:57:13,907 --> 00:57:16,295 This is melted provolone! Get out of here... 803 00:57:17,307 --> 00:57:20,178 What's the difference? It's all cheese... 804 00:57:21,248 --> 00:57:24,494 My stomach hurts, I need to go to the bathroom! 805 00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:25,567 You go later. 806 00:57:27,198 --> 00:57:30,392 - 19,800... - Short 200... 807 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:33,557 - I have nothing else! - Do you have a voucher, a tram ticket... 808 00:57:33,581 --> 00:57:35,010 - Nothing. I'm broke! - OK, this time... 809 00:57:35,128 --> 00:57:39,767 - Thank you, Gustavo, you are a friend... - Wait a second. Sign a cheque. Here. 810 00:57:41,364 --> 00:57:44,431 - What a son of a bich... - Everyone has a mother and deserves the... 811 00:57:44,522 --> 00:57:47,078 - Go! - Gustavo! I must go! 812 00:57:47,413 --> 00:57:52,805 - Wait! I'll be back soon. - Gustavo! It's me, Pepino! 813 00:57:52,808 --> 00:57:56,080 Damned! Right at that moment... 814 00:58:00,969 --> 00:58:04,382 Gustavo... 815 00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:10,462 Free ladder... Lucky me. 816 00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:21,075 No way! It cost me 20,000. 817 00:58:29,197 --> 00:58:32,727 Help... help me! 818 00:58:34,659 --> 00:58:37,942 What a wonder... 819 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,977 Make me all you want... Tell me what you want... 820 00:58:42,047 --> 00:58:44,971 I want to go to the bathroom, I feel bad... 821 00:58:45,166 --> 00:58:49,216 - Why don't we start... - I don't care... I need to use the bathroom... 822 00:58:49,269 --> 00:58:53,410 - You're scented like a rose... - That was for something else... 823 00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:55,935 I need to use the bathroom, it's urgent... Where's the bathroom? 824 00:58:56,948 --> 00:59:01,356 - More... more... - Oh no, no... I have to go... 825 00:59:04,411 --> 00:59:07,420 Where's the ladder? Who took it? 826 00:59:09,021 --> 00:59:11,684 What is this? 827 00:59:12,894 --> 00:59:16,274 A shoe... Not bad. I could use it... 828 00:59:16,947 --> 00:59:20,000 But it's only a right one. 829 00:59:20,159 --> 00:59:23,854 Gustavo! - Who is it? Where is it? 830 00:59:24,082 --> 00:59:27,861 Gustavo... I'm up here! 831 00:59:28,442 --> 00:59:31,822 I'm falling... 832 00:59:32,356 --> 00:59:35,552 What are you doing, Pepino? Practicing gymnastics at night? 833 00:59:35,645 --> 00:59:38,358 At your age. You're going to hurt yourself. Get down! 834 00:59:38,358 --> 00:59:42,326 - There's no ladder... - And you didn't it realize that! 835 00:59:42,967 --> 00:59:46,193 Find something to get me down! 836 00:59:46,686 --> 00:59:50,644 - How much you'll give me? - Have a heart, please! 837 00:59:51,558 --> 00:59:55,360 I have a heart, but do you have one to jump? 838 00:59:55,454 --> 00:59:58,510 - Then how much you give me? 839 00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:03,198 - I can not reach the wallet! - You can't? 840 01:00:04,019 --> 01:00:07,386 Then drop down the other shoe. 841 01:00:11,329 --> 01:00:15,447 Long live latino man! 842 01:00:15,475 --> 01:00:18,555 - Where are you going? - To the bathroom... 843 01:00:18,921 --> 01:00:21,618 The bathroom? The bathroom? 844 01:00:21,713 --> 01:00:25,862 Bathroom... Don't you see that you don't know what you want! 845 01:00:25,873 --> 01:00:28,813 I know what I want... I want to go to the bathroom. 846 01:00:28,907 --> 01:00:32,542 Now you think about love... The bathroom later... 847 01:00:41,784 --> 01:00:44,874 Ready! Jump! 848 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:47,156 Are you crazy ? It's only a metal screen... 849 01:00:47,217 --> 01:00:53,255 What do you expect for a pair of old shoes... Mattress, blanket, pillow and duvet? 850 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,026 Come on, jump! 851 01:00:56,579 --> 01:00:59,729 Stop fooling around! Jump! 852 01:01:00,358 --> 01:01:03,305 Jump, do not be afraid! 853 01:01:03,321 --> 01:01:07,483 You jump or not? 854 01:01:07,547 --> 01:01:11,791 The bathroom! The bathroom! 855 01:01:13,878 --> 01:01:17,313 What a man! Couldn't wait... What is he doing in the bathroom? 856 01:01:26,930 --> 01:01:29,982 Help!!! 857 01:01:31,215 --> 01:01:34,516 Pepino? You're an acrobat. 858 01:01:38,689 --> 01:01:42,534 Gustavo, I'm here! 859 01:01:46,086 --> 01:01:50,417 - You're OK, Pepino? - Gustavo... 860 01:01:50,502 --> 01:01:54,000 - Tell me... - Fuck you! 861 01:01:55,707 --> 01:01:59,530 Get away from me witch! I saw death with my eyes! 862 01:01:59,587 --> 01:02:03,806 - A nymphomaniac! - Wait! Come back to me... 863 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,496 I got fucked! 864 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:18,667 - How was it? - How do you call a bottle wrapped in straw? 865 01:02:18,740 --> 01:02:21,277 - Fiasco. - So it was even worse... 866 01:02:21,382 --> 01:02:24,475 - Marcello Bernardi! - Where is Marcello? 867 01:02:24,497 --> 01:02:27,487 - I am here. - That's Gustavo. 868 01:02:28,109 --> 01:02:31,153 Mind your own business! 869 01:02:34,195 --> 01:02:37,254 - Bernardi Marcello present! - Come closer. 870 01:02:37,312 --> 01:02:39,643 Coming... 871 01:02:39,826 --> 01:02:42,556 - Sit down. - Sitting... 872 01:02:43,077 --> 01:02:46,175 - How old are you? - Mhmm...eight. 873 01:02:46,256 --> 01:02:49,290 - It's hard to believe it... - He looks familiar, who is he? 874 01:02:49,369 --> 01:02:51,952 Listen Bernardi... 875 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:56,867 We failed enough this morning... Try to do better than the others... 876 01:02:56,967 --> 01:03:01,272 - I have trust in you Marcello... - I do the best I can... 877 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,952 Bravo! Because your education is a little bit poor... 878 01:03:06,310 --> 01:03:09,777 I have a very easy question. A question for fifth grader. 879 01:03:10,139 --> 01:03:12,665 - You know how to make a diamond? - Sure thing? 880 01:03:12,759 --> 01:03:16,236 Okay. Do it! 881 01:03:27,146 --> 01:03:30,166 - What are you doing? - Landing! 882 01:03:30,227 --> 01:03:32,860 - Didn't you understand? - Not good? A moment! 883 01:03:37,548 --> 01:03:40,727 It's not the diamond I want! I want a real diamond! 884 01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:01,723 I want to know why Marcello didn't show up? 885 01:04:02,144 --> 01:04:06,717 - He risks of being rejected! - I think he has something better to do. 886 01:04:06,795 --> 01:04:08,006 What? 887 01:04:09,210 --> 01:04:12,966 - Didn't you have an exam today? - Yes. I sent my body double. 888 01:04:13,011 --> 01:04:16,633 - And if you fail? - I don't care? 889 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:19,857 That was the only way to be alone with you. 890 01:04:19,870 --> 01:04:22,900 And I didn't want to lose it... 891 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:27,251 - Am I a little likeable? - Yes, a little... but now... enough! 892 01:04:29,586 --> 01:04:32,561 It's late! I'll miss my exam! 893 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:36,351 Valentina! Can't you wait five more minutes 894 01:04:36,695 --> 01:04:41,732 The door is closed! I gave 20,000 to Gustavo. 895 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:45,670 - You're crazy! - Yes, I'm crazy about you! 896 01:04:46,563 --> 01:04:50,170 Not possible... You really don't know anything... 897 01:04:50,947 --> 01:04:53,753 How to promote someone like him? 898 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,882 No! Failed! 899 01:04:55,918 --> 01:04:58,768 Professor Pier Capponi! Isn't he one of your students? 900 01:04:58,835 --> 01:05:00,388 - No! - How not? 901 01:05:00,391 --> 01:05:02,651 - Yes, yes... - Okay, okay... 902 01:05:02,705 --> 01:05:07,618 You give the students a "good" education! It will be mentioned in your the performance file. 903 01:05:07,782 --> 01:05:11,384 Bravo! Can I go? 904 01:05:11,451 --> 01:05:13,726 Go, go... 905 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:17,160 Goodbye all! Ciao, Pepino! 906 01:05:19,741 --> 01:05:23,215 You are to friendly with your students! 907 01:05:24,244 --> 01:05:29,448 He's just an asshole... jerk... moron... 908 01:05:30,418 --> 01:05:33,892 Stupid SOB... 909 01:05:34,156 --> 01:05:37,723 And that stupid SOB will be sorry... 910 01:05:38,413 --> 01:05:41,288 ...I'll catch him and... I'll crush him... 911 01:06:06,461 --> 01:06:10,912 The next one is Buratti. Could you, Professor! 912 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:17,523 - Buratti! - Damned... 913 01:06:18,043 --> 01:06:21,238 - You're Buratti? - Come in! 914 01:06:21,304 --> 01:06:24,660 - How much? - Don't play stupid! Get in! 915 01:06:24,736 --> 01:06:28,018 - Take this pill! - What is it? 916 01:06:28,069 --> 01:06:31,129 - It will strengthen you. - What? 917 01:06:32,669 --> 01:06:36,034 Come in! He looks a little old... 918 01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:38,430 What can you do... 919 01:06:38,684 --> 01:06:41,254 - Sit down. - Please... 920 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:45,578 Take off your glasses! 921 01:06:46,762 --> 01:06:50,007 How old are you? 922 01:06:50,094 --> 01:06:53,273 - It's not your fucking business! - Oh, God! 923 01:06:53,962 --> 01:06:55,532 Good start! 924 01:06:56,619 --> 01:06:59,997 No, no... Mr. President. You need to understand that... 925 01:07:00,147 --> 01:07:03,611 ...the students in a private school are easily embarrassed with personal questions. 926 01:07:03,650 --> 01:07:06,406 It's maybe embarrassing for you, you nympho-beast! 927 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,364 Behave yourself! What's this? 928 01:07:09,377 --> 01:07:11,682 - Can't you be polite? - No! 929 01:07:11,723 --> 01:07:14,428 You want to be compared to provalone's face? 930 01:07:14,476 --> 01:07:16,298 - Who has provalone's face? - You! 931 01:07:16,789 --> 01:07:19,557 I'll smash you and put you in mortadela... 933 01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:24,552 Stop it! Remember, that this is the examination room! 934 01:07:24,585 --> 01:07:26,945 - What is it? - The examination room! 935 01:07:27,581 --> 01:07:32,002 Now you tell me that! The examination room... 936 01:07:32,331 --> 01:07:35,755 All examination committee got angry! 937 01:07:36,501 --> 01:07:39,744 I am calm... But examination committee gets angry... 938 01:07:39,793 --> 01:07:41,921 - Are you nervous? - No, no... 939 01:07:41,989 --> 01:07:44,923 Better for you. Otherwise I... 940 01:07:46,015 --> 01:07:49,062 Allow me to indroduce myself. Buratti! Nice to meet you... 941 01:07:50,139 --> 01:07:53,080 You're so lovelly... Sweet eyes, beautiful lips... 942 01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:57,248 - Now sit down and stay calm. - Are you nervous? 943 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,320 - No, no, no... - Good! 944 01:07:59,394 --> 01:08:02,688 We're all calm. Let's resume the exam... 945 01:08:02,811 --> 01:08:05,327 - Are you calm? - Good... 946 01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:09,012 Let's get started! 947 01:08:12,494 --> 01:08:14,570 Finally you arrived! 948 01:08:15,827 --> 01:08:18,877 - 20,000... - 20,000. For what? Nothing happened. 949 01:08:19,850 --> 01:08:21,681 - Nothing? - Nothing... 950 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:24,976 - Even... - Not even that... 951 01:08:25,204 --> 01:08:28,100 - Then give me 40,000. - Why? 952 01:08:28,123 --> 01:08:31,080 And you're asking why? 953 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:36,270 You... You don't know anything! 954 01:08:36,468 --> 01:08:39,225 You're an ignorant... 955 01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:42,497 - Ignorant! Me! - No, no...President just said that... 956 01:08:42,511 --> 01:08:45,432 ...you're prepared for the exam... 957 01:08:45,499 --> 01:08:48,375 But... as they say... you're... 958 01:08:48,401 --> 01:08:50,723 - Distracted. - Yes, That's right! 959 01:08:50,811 --> 01:08:53,012 - Intimidated. - Retarded! 960 01:08:56,529 --> 01:08:59,543 - Me, retarded! - Professor, you're a moron! 961 01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:02,039 - You're a violent person! - Who? 962 01:09:02,072 --> 01:09:03,739 - You! - Me? 963 01:09:06,641 --> 01:09:10,496 I am violent? I have such a tender heart. 964 01:09:10,496 --> 01:09:13,109 Don't you agree... 965 01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:16,997 - Yes, yes... - Give me a kiss! 966 01:09:17,962 --> 01:09:20,584 I'm Buratti! Wasn't I called in? 967 01:09:21,164 --> 01:09:25,355 - Buratti? But who are you? - Who am I? I am Buratti! 968 01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:27,676 - And you? - Why, you got something against me? 969 01:09:27,677 --> 01:09:30,546 - I have nothing against you... - I'll clean my shoes with your beard... 970 01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:33,936 - Aristide... What are you doing here? - My treasure... 971 01:09:34,698 --> 01:09:37,413 Valentina... 972 01:09:40,967 --> 01:09:44,036 - Excuse me! She lost a skirt... 973 01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:46,938 Come without skirt... Don't worry, come on! 974 01:09:47,124 --> 01:09:50,633 Either way you will be promoted. You'll get an "A"... 975 01:09:51,741 --> 01:09:55,927 - Sit down! - Who are you? 976 01:09:55,955 --> 01:09:58,631 - What? Who am I? I'm the husband! - I have to start the exam? 977 01:09:58,672 --> 01:10:01,844 - No. Why? - Leave immediately! 978 01:10:03,707 --> 01:10:06,494 You're saying this to me? 979 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:12,161 No... I wanted to say that you can assist during the exam. Committee agrees... 980 01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:13,839 Right? 981 01:10:13,848 --> 01:10:15,967 - Yes! - No! 982 01:10:16,407 --> 01:10:18,975 - Yes! Anyone against? - No... 983 01:10:19,457 --> 01:10:22,501 - If you agree, let's get started. - Let's go! 984 01:10:23,116 --> 01:10:27,324 - Let's start with a question... - Tough one! 985 01:10:27,354 --> 01:10:31,243 - Easy one! - A medium difficulty. 986 01:10:31,304 --> 01:10:34,367 I totally agree. Listen carefully! 987 01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:37,812 Who was the General with surname Bonaparte... 988 01:10:37,872 --> 01:10:41,394 ...who became Emperor of France and was born in Corsica... 989 01:10:41,802 --> 01:10:44,957 ...died on island of Saint Helena, was victorious at Austerlitz... 990 01:10:45,029 --> 01:10:48,431 ...and was defeated at Waterloo? 991 01:10:49,892 --> 01:10:53,149 - It is to difficult, she will not answer! - Come on, Miss... 992 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,763 Can't be any asier than that... Who was he? 993 01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:59,967 - Celentano! - Why Celentano? 994 01:10:59,983 --> 01:11:02,458 No? I just thought... 995 01:11:02,811 --> 01:11:05,759 Focus, Miss... 996 01:11:05,841 --> 01:11:09,644 - Napoleon! - Very good! Bravo! 997 01:11:13,175 --> 01:11:16,688 - Go to the board! - Would you let her go to the board? 998 01:11:17,557 --> 01:11:21,355 Okay! Go to the board! 999 01:11:22,857 --> 01:11:26,893 Sit down! You sexual maniacs. 1000 01:11:29,332 --> 01:11:31,850 What should I do? 1001 01:11:32,277 --> 01:11:36,108 Write... 1002 01:11:42,473 --> 01:11:44,944 What is the value of zeta? 1003 01:11:46,579 --> 01:11:50,341 And if Archbishop of Constantinopol would like to... 1005 01:11:54,199 --> 01:11:56,702 No, no...Let's try something easier... 1006 01:11:56,933 --> 01:11:59,702 Tell us, what is a volume of a sphere? 1007 01:12:00,730 --> 01:12:04,096 - No. - Tell the area of a circle. 1008 01:12:04,681 --> 01:12:09,161 - No. - How do you call the line dividing a circle? 1009 01:12:12,299 --> 01:12:14,891 Well, tell him... Let him be satisfied... 1010 01:12:17,090 --> 01:12:22,441 The line... dividing the circle... 1011 01:12:26,694 --> 01:12:30,161 Is called... I have it on the tip of my tongue... 1012 01:12:31,143 --> 01:12:34,231 Hey! You! 1013 01:12:34,748 --> 01:12:37,008 What are you showing to my wife? 1014 01:12:37,149 --> 01:12:40,514 Stop the fight... Let's start again... 1015 01:12:40,630 --> 01:12:44,733 - That's it! You're going home immediately! - I want to finish the exam. 1016 01:12:44,938 --> 01:12:46,918 What a shame! 1017 01:12:47,955 --> 01:12:50,659 - We're going home. - Aphrodite! Aphrodite! 1019 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,240 Professor Pier Capponi! You are fired! 1020 01:12:56,958 --> 01:13:00,338 Pier Capponi? You are that provalone guy! 1021 01:13:00,361 --> 01:13:03,074 Professor Giuseppe Pier Capponi! 1022 01:13:03,123 --> 01:13:07,236 So he's a famous Pier Capponi! Important man that I should always remember... 1023 01:13:07,317 --> 01:13:10,734 Singer who sang patriotic songs... 1024 01:13:10,751 --> 01:13:14,595 My wife left the marriage bed for you... And you came here... 1025 01:13:14,632 --> 01:13:18,513 Now I show the area of a circle... 1026 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,594 Now I wiil fix those glasses of yours... 1027 01:13:22,078 --> 01:13:24,993 Stop everybody... Do you understand? 1028 01:13:25,588 --> 01:13:28,874 Masked and Thirsty! Now you'll be mine forever... 1029 01:13:28,915 --> 01:13:31,982 - I will never leave you... - Help... 1030 01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:35,279 I will never leave you... 1031 01:13:36,148 --> 01:13:40,212 Please! Save me from that nympho-beast ! 1032 01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:44,447 Nympho... is heavy... 1033 01:13:46,746 --> 01:13:49,895 Take away this Moby Dick! A nymphomaniac... 1034 01:13:51,105 --> 01:13:54,541 Attention nation! Minister of Education! 1035 01:13:57,836 --> 01:13:59,036 Thank you, Mr. Minister! 1036 01:14:09,968 --> 01:14:12,509 Miss... Miss... 1037 01:14:13,361 --> 01:14:16,843 - Could I get some mozzarelina? - Where are you manners, you jerk? 1038 01:14:16,943 --> 01:14:20,144 - What is it, my love? - Go to my husband! 1039 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:23,253 What do you need? 1040 01:14:24,025 --> 01:14:27,213 - What do you want? - I'd like some mozzarelina. - What?! 1041 01:14:27,292 --> 01:14:28,943 - I'd like... - What?! 1042 01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:32,302 - Mortadela. - Good. Boy! 1043 01:14:32,303 --> 01:14:35,633 - Mortadela for the client! - Right away, Mr. Aristide! 1044 01:14:43,507 --> 01:14:45,873 - How much? - 600. At cash register. 1045 01:14:45,905 --> 01:14:49,073 Thank you! 1046 01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:53,329 600. 1047 01:14:53,842 --> 01:14:56,817 Here's the change. Thank you. Come back again. 1048 01:14:57,433 --> 01:15:00,040 Aristide: "From what you've bought, lucky I'm scored!" 1049 01:15:02,356 --> 01:15:05,027 Subject in the classroom. "Salami in the Middle Ages". 1050 01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:07,243 Who doesn't know, will write a hundred times: 1051 01:15:07,264 --> 01:15:09,111 "Culture is great, but I'm a fool." 1052 01:15:09,192 --> 01:15:11,897 - Isn't that so, my treasure? - Yes, dear! 1053 01:15:13,192 --> 01:15:21,897 SUBTITLES BY YAFI. JAGA BKS!!!